The important news

Hidden within news about the school shooting in Colorado was this little nugget of news: Longest fingernails.

It's good to know that there is still someone out there who is looking for news instead of repeating the same stuff over-and-over. Reuters may be the devil, and growing you fingernails this long is impractical and offensive, but it was a nice break from the daily overload of similar news.

Lions assistant arrested for nude driving and drunken driving

Yes, that's my team. I guess you are asking for it when you hire from the University of Illinois. Go Lions!

Lions assistant arrested for nude driving and drunken driving

Another 'Lost' actor arrested

What is going on with 'Lost' actors having problems with the cops in Oahu? And they are all traffic incidents. Mr. Eko should be careful -- you know what happens to the last two from the show who were pulled over.

`Lost' actor Akinnuoye-Agbaje arrested

11-year-old wins Alaska State Fair cabbage weigh-off

It looks like the big cabbage contest goes to an 11-year-old this year, and it was a 73 pounder! Another good example of why Alaska is cool.

11-year-old wins Alaska State Fair cabbage weigh-off